“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
One of them pointed at a passing rollerblader and said: “Why don’t you photograph him instead?” Another one answered for me:
“Because he’s not a Hasid with a chihuahua.”
i look so unnatural when i smile in pictures because my natural face is usually some form of disgust or bitch
Sometimes I make jokes like
‘Ugh, that joke was so bad another organ just gave up.’
‘Ugh, your hair looks so bad, another of my organs just failed.’
‘If you continue to harass me about my future, another organ will cease to work.’
People don’t usually laugh.
But I dooooo!!!!
Poor Brad Pi-
RIP Angelina Jolie’s breas-
What a waste-