When you tell people you're diabetic and they say...
gay guy: *cough*
white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
When your blood sugar goes really high and you're...
Rappers who publicly support gay marriage
ibetmittromney: Kanye West Jay-Z Nicki Minaj 50 Cent Lil B A$AP Rocky Fat Joe Queen Latifah Please stop fucking acting like Macklemore is this special snowflake for being a rapper who supports gay marriage. I know yall love to pretend that black people are homophobes, so obviously the music we make must be homophobic, but that is bullshit and Wacklemore is not the first rapper to...
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
mistercoventry: “Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)” Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
When you eat a huge meal and then your blood sugar...
makeitzayn: i look so unnatural when i smile in pictures because my natural face is usually some form of disgust or bitch
Things you really should not be saying in light of...
voicesforchoices: Poor Brad Pi- RIP Angelina Jolie’s breas- What a waste-
people: you're so quiet, like you don't talk
me: I talk, just not to you
last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos